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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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Sometimes, on rainy days, I'll be brooding by the window at my flat on Waverly Close (yeah, that’s actual, not some made-up name—I stayed there for a hot minute). I’d be like, “Ugh, Shenfield, you maddening, mysterious beast!” – then remember a line from Timbuktu: “The heart is heavy like a stone,” and chuckle at life’s little cosmic jokes.

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